Dancing Bigby

This is dancing Bigby. Your argument is invalid.

''What. The. Actual. Hell. Is. This. Are you goddamn serious right now? No, you've gotta be mocking me. I have to remain sane at all costs. Why am I locked in this crazy shipping place? If I was alive, I'd probably shoot myself in the face right now. -10/10''

''Nah, I wouldn't, I'm too handsome. ''~HJack69~

Well, Mr.Jack, you are dead and you dont get to vote! Dancing Bigby is the best thing in the entire universe and youz just a buttface! -SexyReg68-

I actually have to agree with that Jack impostor for once. That picture really is an abomination and makes me question the sanity of the person responsible for creating it. -GuiltyKingOumaShu-

''Who you calling imposter, sweet cheeks? Kinda ironic, since, y'know y'know... You're the one calling yourself "king" when I'm here? Know what I'm talking about cupcake? '' ~HJack69~

Here's the thing, "Jack", A king's reign ends upon death. Unfortunately for you, whatever it is that currently best describes your existence, "alive" is not it. -GuiltyKingOumaShu-

''Unfortunately for you, bandit, I'm too awesome to die. That's right - even though I "died", I'm still alive. Ask that boy, what's his name? Rha... Rhys! I'm too alive for him to even handle. So why don't you take these stupid words you said, shove them into Rakk's butt and fly him into a volcano or some sort of death pit? Would do me a great favor, cupcake, really.    ~'' HJack69~

''Y'all need Jesus. ''~Intellectual_Poultry~