Iron Abs (Vaughn) | |
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Vital statistics
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Position | Former Hyperion Accountant |
Age | 27 |
Status | Probably alive |
Physical attributes
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Height | Small |
Weight | 6xIron abs |
"I am not afraid anymore! You hear me Hyperion? I am Vaughn and I am not afraid!"
Vaughn is protagonist Rhys' best friend, who gets practically in every situation Rhys gets, only not in Rhysha. He used to work as an accountant in Hyperion and was helping Rhys rise up the stairs of career. However, after the series of horrible coincidences and events, Vaughn ended up on Pandora and jobless.
At least he still has his abs, which he uses to stun bandits, make rainbows and revive puppies. Seriously, he is swole. That's what you get when you put an exercise bicycle in your office, people.
Vaughn is a reminder that not all of us get to be Gods.
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Ah, Mr. Abs-tool. I wish I could say anything, but I'm too distracted by those shining abs... When I'll come back to my normal form, I'm going to touchy-touchy those babies. 7/10
Also, NERD! ~HJack69~